Me: Hey Ben, how was school today?
Ben: Amazing. (dry tone and doesn't take his eyes off the computer)
Me: What was so amazing about it?
Ben: I farted all day long and my teacher gave me 13 tickets. (tickets can be turned in for prizes. using the same tone and still not taking his eyes off the computer)
Me: Laughing out loud.
(I guess his answer is better than the normal "I don't know.")