Me: Because he rescued the ducklings?
Maya: Yes. They're so cuuuute.
Maya: I'm never eating duck again. (Doesn't matter that she never has)
Me: Because we rescued the ducklings?
Maya: Yes. They're soooooooo adooooooorable. (sing song voice)
Me: What about cow? (I'm an evil mother)
Maya: I'm definitely eating cow.
Me: What if we brought home a rescued calf?
Maya: Mom that would never happen.
Me: But what if we did?
Maya: I wouldn't eat cow again.
Me: What about pig? (I'm still the evil mother)
Maya: I'm defnitely eating pig.
Me: What if we brought home a piglet?
Maya: I wouldn't eat pig again.
Ben: What about horse?
Maya: No one eats horse.
Me: In some countries they do but we don't here.
Me: What about chicken?
Maya: I'm so eating chicken.
Me: What if we brought home little baby chickies? Peep, peep. (Remember me? The sooo evil mother)
Maya: Okay, I'll just be a vegetarian. OKAY?? I'll never eat an animal again. Are you happy now?